Pawffender Bureau · Petty crimes. Big personalities.

Your pet has been arrested.What’s the charge?

A personalized pet case file starts with their photo, their name, and the bad habit they keep getting away with. Mugshot-worthy mischief, put on the record.

The first downloadable case file is still in preparation. Custom orders are not open yet.

A golden retriever posing for a playful mugshotPhoto example
Evidence exhibitIllustrative, not a customer order

The case-file concept

Real quirks. Official-looking trouble.

You know the suspect best. Share the name, the photo, and the small domestic crime; the bureau’s idea is to turn those details into a one-of-a-kind printable keepsake.

  1. 01

    Send a photo

    A clear photo gives the suspect their own mugshot moment.

  2. 02

    Name the crime

    Add their name and the real-life habit that belongs in the record.

  3. 03

    Build the case

    Those details become a funny, personalized digital case file to print and share.

Illustrative copy / sample onlyNot a customer file

Suspect

Biscuit

Charge
Grand Theft Rotisserie
Evidence
Chicken missing. Suspect suspiciously quiet.
Plea
Would do it again.

A made-up example to show the tone—not a completed order or customer result.

The bureau docket

Case files, when ready.

Available products and checkout options appear here from the MadeThis catalog. No made-up prices, no unofficial checkout.

For very good pets with very bad alibis

Send a photo. Tell us the crime.

That’s the idea behind every Pawffender Bureau case: your pet’s photo, name, and signature mischief—reimagined as a printable digital keepsake.

The first download is still in preparation. We’ll list it on the docket when it’s ready.